| Welcome to the Page of Roller Derby Girl Mary Khaos! |
Hi, I’m Mary. My favorite place to hang out is at the roller derby rink. Some people, including the
Webmaster thought that roller derby isn’t real, but I’m here to prove that it is 100 percent real and
dangerous! Being on the derby team is the perfect way to work out my quads, biceps and core and
don’t forget it’s the perfect way to let off steam. I’ve been a tomboy my entire life. I used to spend
a lot of time with my brother playing all types of sports. I was even offered a spot on the boy’s
football team in school but my mom said that it’s not proper for girls to play with the boys. Now that
I’m grown up, I’m finally able to follow my passion of building my strength and showing that a
woman can take on a man!! I’m so glad the Webmaster invited me to be on his site, I always knew
my hard work and dedication to being fit and strong would finally pay off. Sorry Mom.
Webmaster thought that roller derby isn’t real, but I’m here to prove that it is 100 percent real and
dangerous! Being on the derby team is the perfect way to work out my quads, biceps and core and
don’t forget it’s the perfect way to let off steam. I’ve been a tomboy my entire life. I used to spend
a lot of time with my brother playing all types of sports. I was even offered a spot on the boy’s
football team in school but my mom said that it’s not proper for girls to play with the boys. Now that
I’m grown up, I’m finally able to follow my passion of building my strength and showing that a
woman can take on a man!! I’m so glad the Webmaster invited me to be on his site, I always knew
my hard work and dedication to being fit and strong would finally pay off. Sorry Mom.
| Mary meets the webmaster for a tryout. He warns her that in order to make his site, she will have to pass a battery of grueling tests. Mary insists on going through with the tryout as she secretly knows she can easily handle Wimpy. She not only shows she can handle the LIFTING tests, but she does most of them while doing deep squats!! (Lifts include: Fireman’s, Cradle, and Leg Press) Wimpy admits Mary’s legs are strong, but he still needs to see if her arms and biceps are good enough for his site. She easily passes the BICEP PULLDOWN test and then it’s time for an ARM WRESTLING test. Mary’s biceps don’t budge!! The only one who’s exhausted is poor Wimpy who’s sorry he even questioned her strength. Wimpy attempts to beat Mary in a game of MERCY but he ends up embarrassing himself as he begs for mercy all while Mary insists on wearing her high heels. Mary has no problem handling the ABS PUNCHING test, her core is strong and fit. She also handles the arm to arm TUG OF WAR test with flying colors! The Webmaster needs to see just how strong Abby’s quads really are. He’s not too impressed with her scale squeezing ability but she ultimately proves that his doubt of her strength was a mistake and detrimental to his survival. She body and head scissors Wimpy. Upon gaining consciousness, he has no choice but to admit that she’s really strong and certainly has earned her way onto his site. |
| 35 minute Tryout Video $29.95 Link to video will be emailed IMMEDIATELY after receiving payment! |
| Mary'sTryout Video Flexing, Bicep Pull-Down, Armwrestling, Mercy, Abs Punching, Lift/Carry, Scissoring and more! |
| The Webmaster was so impressed with Mary’s tryout that he invited her back to show off more of her LIFTING & CARRYING abilities. As usual, Mary is confident and up to the challenge. Mary impresses the Webmaster as she does donkey CALF RAISES with him on her back. She seems to have an obsession with deep squatting anything or anyone she lifts. LIFTS include: piggy back- while deep squatting, cradle, deep squatted fireman’s carry, over the shoulder, and full leg press lifts (which really impressed the webmaster). You’ll be impressed and perhaps a bit intimidated by Mary after you watch this Video. |
| 14 min 35 sec Lift and Carry Video $15.95 Link to video will be emailed IMMEDIATELY after receiving payment! |
| Mary's Lift and Carry Video |
